It should be stated that we here at ThriftHorror do not condone your desk, nor do the opinions stated by your desk reflect those of ThriftHorror’s management. Although, frankly, we’re not sure what kind of reputation we’re trying to protect. Happy filler Friday, regardless. Remember, it takes two people to put something on the shelf. […]
So, I was puttering through Savers, and I saw a rabbit. The strange thing was, it was weirdly faceless, a blank staring thing like out of a “Doctor Who Easter Special” or something, where hordes of faceless rabbits animated by concrete space Mods attack the planet (or something equally absurd). It was, in fact, a […]
Oh, DP, what will we learn at your feet? Quite a bit, actually. We understand DP’s been studying basic forces. Firktion stops ears. Stackfirk! Not to pick apart a second-grader’s science homework, really, that’s almost cheating. But for the low price of 45 (cents? I hope so) you can have a piece of America’s political […]
On the plus side, I’m pretty sure this isn’t Obama. Not 100%, but like 70%. If it WAS Obama, I could start to deconstruct this properly. As it is, I do not know. The image did not come with an answer key, even if you tried to read it upside down. So, free-associate with me. […]
To celebrate Independence Day, this mischievous little merry-andrew has decapitated Founding Father and statesman Benjamin Franklin! Such a rapscallion! Last year he dressed up in the skin of Thomas Paine for a comedic reading of The Age of Reason. Comedy gold! Don’t make eye contact. This one is so far down in the “Clowns Aren’t […]