Okay, there’s nothing terribly upsetting about this guy, right? The eyebrows are a little bit creepy, and he looks altogether too eager to make your acquaintance–and he’s nearly a foot long, at that stage you really should think of making the transition from “plastic miniature” to “stuffed animal,” but maybe he was made for a […]
Why doesn’t everybody worship Barry McGuire? I mean, really, light streams forth from his sacred heart. I imagine song #8, “Good News Shoes,” actually healed the lame, just so they could shuffle around (until the needle skipped and they spasmed arhythmically to Barry’s repetitive croon.) This is a Christian record, probably intended to draw people’s […]
Was it a soft teddy bear that you gnawed the ear off of when you were three, and even the red stitching on its nose was coming off? Maybe it was something more noble, like a great lion or tiger, not so much to be played with, but a guardian for your room, to keep […]