Please buy my pre-bagged children
Please buy my pre-bagged children

“Please buy my fine, pre-bagged children. You will never again, this side of home furnishings, find a collection of children quite this deliciously cooperative. Lay your feet upon them. They’re okay with this. Chopsticks? Chopsticks the size of railroad ties? Sure. That’s why they’re here. That’s why I’m selling them…to you.” “You have that ‘thinking […]

Most Awesome Wellies Evar!
Most Awesome Wellies Evar!

I hope the artist that made this majestic footwear is out there because, really, nice boots. I want to know the person that made these. I kind of want to know if they’re single, because whoever they are, they are magic. YES! Tattoopunk galoshes, and they’re hot pink! These boots really sing! Lordy, if those […]

Bam!!
Bam!!

Winter blahs got you down? Life too bleak and gray, sky the color of the dirty piles of snow on the side of the road? Take THIS!! Bursting into your life with all the subtlety of a sound effect in a vintage “Plastic Man” comic, it’s a magical combination of felt, tempera paint, pony beads, […]

All the Shell Art
All the Shell Art

Shell art is a dominant thread in the world of Thrift Horror. We do not know what drives elderly craftsmiths and pre-schoolers, jaded high schoolers and tourist trap hucksters, to glue pipe cleaners and cowries together and call it art. But we thank them for their contributions. Unfortunately, or perhaps magically, shell art is “done.” […]