Sultry one-legged veggies
Sultry one-legged veggies

What? You’ve never seen a one-legged, wide-eyed banana in a “come-hither” pose? Well then. It’s time to get educated. I always worry when my produce starts making eyes at me. Of all the anthropomorphic veggies I’ve seen, this one is the most tragic. She’s been…peeled. And I really can’t tell if she’s coyly draping one […]

The sad story of cats at the lav
The sad story of cats at the lav

Here’s the sad, sad story of the cats at the lav. When I saw this picture, I HAD to have it. It had drama. It had joy, it had anger. It had kilts. But mostly, it had cat people who really had to pee, and that, friends, is art. As it happens, my mother lives […]

Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!

Please stand and say the pledge of allegiance to the shirt. I have to assume this was yanked off some poor teacher. Oh how she must have struggled. “No! NO! It’s educational!” It was probably freaking out the third graders–the way Mrs. Klapham had Uncle Sam staring at them from over each boob, his tangled […]