Extreme eyeliner bunny says hello
Extreme eyeliner bunny says hello

Hi! There is a fine line between “mascara” and “war paint” and I fear that little bunny Fufu here has not only crossed the line, but gave it lush and full and possibly water-resistant lashes. I would never call the Easter bunny an icon of masculinity, but we’re playing some strange gender games here. That […]

Emo frog
Emo frog

I tried to help him, I did. He was such a sad frog, I tried to, you know, lift his spirits a little, put him back on his feet in some small way. Sadly, it didn’t work. This is what the toy section of Thrift Town does to you. It breaks your spirit, and your […]

A refugee from the apoohcolypse–
A refugee from the apoohcolypse–

“Slowly melting into a puddle of organic ooze as a lurid green slime creeps down from the ceiling and dissolves our cellular cohesion is what Tiggers do best!” It’s nice that Tigger keeps a positive attitude. Even if he’s got all the charm and luster of a carrot painted with Hershey’s chocolate syrup, he keeps […]

A Pooh Miscellaney
A Pooh Miscellaney

One thing they learned after Christopher Robin’s tragic disappearance–never let a child play with a bear. Particularly one that just ran out of honey. When Pooh came for Roo, no-one said anything. When Pooh came for piglet, no-one said anything. When Pooh came for me, there was no-one left to say anything. Okay, not a […]

The Glory that is Pooh
The Glory that is Pooh

Turn your head. Turn your head lest his glory blind you, and melt your face like nazis staring into the Ark of the Covenant. No-one can look upon the full majesty of Pooh without coming away from it changed, transformed, or even…destroyed. Perhaps it’s for the best that he’s in a boat, otherwise his mere […]

A steady stream of pooh
A steady stream of pooh

I just took a little vacation, and came back to find a huge pile of pooh. It really builds up if you don’t clean it up. Oh…bother. I guess this skirts around being a copyright case by secretly being a mouse in a tan body suit. Or perhaps an automaton made of tasty tasty bread. […]

Egyptian art or embarrassing high school project? You be the judge.
Egyptian art or embarrassing high school project? You be the judge.

But I am tending toward the latter. This may be one of those strange pictures where you spend four or five minutes looking at it, and then suddenly you see that it’s actually a negative space image of talk show host Jimmy Fallon interviewing  a late Victorian era pants press, and you have an almost […]

Merth Christmas! Merth Christmas, everyone!
Merth Christmas! Merth Christmas, everyone!

The dangers of a heavily-seriffed font in the wrong hands! Let that be a warning. Or, maybe you WANTED to have a merth Christmas. To each their own, I suppose. Santa and his impossibly narrow reindeer were part of a set of pencil-thin Christmas decorations–I don’t really have a better word than decorations. Sadly, both […]

Merry…whatever!
Merry…whatever!

Whatever holiday you celebrate, we figure this should just about cover it. And if your particular variation on the “celebrating the light on the darkest night” festival involves giant beavers, well, this one’s for you. And, probably, only you. When I saw this, I wanted to buy it and run it over to the Unitarian […]

Housecleaning post: surf turtles
Housecleaning post: surf turtles

Or another round of “Why did I photograph that? Really. Oh, well, it’s Friday, what the heck.” This first li’l guy has been sitting there staring at me so long he’s kind of got “unofficial Flickr mascot” status. And looking at him, he’s not really that bad. Rather, he’s not that good, which is bad. […]