Shoe Therapy
Shoe Therapy

So, this is one of those times where I really don’t have anything to add, because my work has been done for me. I was visiting Treasure City Thrift yesterday to poke around and chat with some of the people there, and discovered their Therapy Shoes. Now, the back story here, this group works with […]

The Day it Snowed Blood and other merriment (NSFW)
The Day it Snowed Blood and other merriment (NSFW)

The Christmas it snowed blood, oh, what a year that was. Grandfather would often tell us stories about those long-ago blood-christmasses, how the world was covered in a thick carpet of red gore, and when the moon shown on it just right, late at night, it was kinda…kinda horrible. We thought those special Christmasses were […]

Da Bears
Da Bears

Bears are kind of the “Stairway to Heaven” of the craft world. Everybody tries it once, and there’s a big sign over the craft department at Wal-Mart that says “No Bears.” Which is insincere because they also have bear-making kits. For the record, I’m like 90% confident that neither of these bears came from a […]

Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day!

Please stand and say the pledge of allegiance to the shirt. I have to assume this was yanked off some poor teacher. Oh how she must have struggled. “No! NO! It’s educational!” It was probably freaking out the third graders–the way Mrs. Klapham had Uncle Sam staring at them from over each boob, his tangled […]

Sadly, it’s the shoes.
Sadly, it’s the shoes.

I’m thinking that’s the marketing slogan Nike’s ad team rejected. Up there with “Tragically, the footware is at fault,” “I’m afraid it’s the pumps,” and “Needless to say, it was the plimsolls.” And yet, you can’t argue with the stark reality of these clogs. If it’s anything, anything at all, it’s got to be the […]

Most Awesome Wellies Evar!
Most Awesome Wellies Evar!

I hope the artist that made this majestic footwear is out there because, really, nice boots. I want to know the person that made these. I kind of want to know if they’re single, because whoever they are, they are magic. YES! Tattoopunk galoshes, and they’re hot pink! These boots really sing! Lordy, if those […]