Mom and dad were concerned by Jasmine, both about her new look and her territoriality. But young girls need to express their inner boy band. In Kindergarten, half the girls in Jasmine’s class wore their favorite princess costumes to school. Not Jasmine. Even if she, like, owned the rights to Princess Jasmine by unassailable playground […]
Okay, Goodwill, let’s just pause, step back a bit, and address some quality control issues, okay? Just a few…little…things. This goes beyond “make sure the Easter Bunny has a head when you sell them,” and far, far past “the box with the picture of the small personal stereo should ideally contain a small personal stereo, […]
So, I was puttering through Savers, and I saw a rabbit. The strange thing was, it was weirdly faceless, a blank staring thing like out of a “Doctor Who Easter Special” or something, where hordes of faceless rabbits animated by concrete space Mods attack the planet (or something equally absurd). It was, in fact, a […]
There’s a lot to be said for reality TV. Or at least you could spend a lot of time trying to list all the programs. I’m not sure why you would want to do this, it’d be a bit like rolling a boulder up a hill while roller skating, but maybe you’ve got your own […]
Actually, probably not, this really isn’t about Michael Jackson, though it certainly begins with Michael Jackson. And it’s waaaay too easy to let the Michael Jackson jokes flow like a mighty river. No, Michael just contextualizes this. For more context, this IS from the Blue Hanger, that great burial ground where Goodwill sends its crappiest […]