Enigmatic bottles: A fine, well-aged sport
Enigmatic bottles: A fine, well-aged sport

Go team! This bottle was, sadly, empty. This saddens me, I really want to know what you put in a bottle shaped like a football player. It’s not big enough for a refreshing sports beverage. Given the size, I think we’re only left with perfume or cologne. But why would you want to smell like […]

Enigmatic Bottles: Dog juice
Enigmatic Bottles: Dog juice

Protip: never put anything involving personal hygiene into any container what looks like a dog. Just don’t. No-one ever says “As fresh as a dog,” or “tidy, like the order Canidae.” Because they’re drooley, messy, and smell, well, like dogs. But if you do, be a dear and give the poor creature its head. Looking […]