Bukakke Angel and other failures
Bukakke Angel and other failures

I have to respect her composure. Not everyone would be this mellow after having been thoroughly doused with four or five quarts of…well, let’s just think the best of the Heavenly Choir and assume it was whipping cream. The amazing part is how clean she managed to keep her head and hair. She must have […]

Gold, Frankincense, and “Joy” Dish Detergent
Gold, Frankincense, and “Joy” Dish Detergent

Oh, Christmas. Has it finally slammed into us like a freight train again? Someone, get me another bottle, this one’s empty. No, not that bottle. I want the¬†weird stuff. My strongest hope for this bottle is that, when they fill it with brilliantly purple dishwashing detergent, it at least comes out the mouth. I’ve always […]