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Have a Stephen King Christmas

So I don’t actually know how many times I saw Creepshow when I was a kid. Five or six times, for sure. It was the early 80s, I was 10 or so and poorly supervised, and I had a VCR. now, if you’re not familiar with Creepshow, it’s an anthology horror film based on those old “Tomb of Mysterious Dark Horrible Horror” comics.  I swear I am going somewhere with this.

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There was one story, “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill,” wherein a backwood hick gets covered by space goo and turns into the swamp thing.

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On second thought, maybe I wasn’t going anywhere with this. I think, if I were to have a nervous breakdown and start making Christmas ornaments, I would want to make them out of the same exact stuff we used to line the football field in high school. It would be a deer, I think, or maybe a camel. Possibly a hammer. A Christmas hammer, with little legs and a wiggly tail, and a pointy little claw to pull nails out. That’d be the best Christmas hammer ever.

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This pointless Christmas wandering brought to you by the letter “A” and the Goodwill on Metric and 183.

January 3, 2015   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized 12days2014, aminals, Christmas

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