There are some wordÂ that you just never have the oppo to use in the singular form. This is a tong.
This may be one of the most useless items I’ve ever seen at the Salvation Army, which is a pretty high bar. Not only have we lost our one unique selling proposition in some sort of cooking accident, we’re a “lefties” model.
Sticking with the “dishes” theme for a bit…
“Now I sit me in my seat, I pray the lord giraffe to eat.”
That’s all I got, it’s a one-liner sort of day. Drive safe, avoid crowds, keep in touch.
Tong: Salvation Army on South Congress, Giraffe plate: Sally in Round Rock.