It’s probably something you did.
Frankly, it’s ALWAYS something you did, but this time, cork lady cannot hide her indignation.
From her puritanical collar and dignified, all-concealing marm-smock, to her delicately ruffled…uh…is that a cnidarian? Some sort of sea-life, anyway–she is a creature of disapproval. If she has eyebrows–she might have eyebrows, the jellyfish could have eaten them by now, it has to feed on something–they would be triumphantly arched, and possibly floating over her head like some sort of comic book effect.
The eyes–I checked, no matter were you’re standing they appear to be glaring down at you.
I’m not sure what function she serves. She’s kind of like a christmas tree topper, but too small by half, and of course, about as jolly as a colonoscopy on a winter day. Maybe she’d go on top of a wine bottle, as a way of saying “…no.”
I think this may be the exact opposite of internet porn. I must alert the scientific community, and Dan Savage.
Goodwill on 2222 and Lamar, Austin