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Anguish of Spoon

I understand the dish ran away with the spoon, but after that it was endless hours of passive-aggressive arguing, veiled accusations about the time so-and-so spent with the knife, and sullen silences under dinner.

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There is no sadness like the sadness of a plate-faced man. He has seen so many things. The crumbs of a piece of comfort cake. A spoonful of spaghetti twirled around, moved to the left, to the center, left out to dry like its owner. Some things only a plate can understand.

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“Sometimes, I look back on our relationship, and I don’t remember what I ever saw in her. Was it her eyes? No, probably not, they were kind of creepy and rat-like. Probably not her lips, either. No-one ever says ‘full and luscious, like bent paperclips.’ That’s not a thing.

“No, it would have to be her neck.”

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Is this one of those “paint-it-yourself” monstrosities? That would mean that there’s a lot more of them, maybe five, maybe six. All of them creating a deep sense of discomfort with nursery rhymes. They all seem so simple, so carefree, until you think about the lives they destroy and the wreckage they leave behind.

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For the record, the cow who jumped over the moon is doing well, thank you. After a few more years of therapy the feds will certify her again for the slaughterhouse.

Goodwill on Metric and 183, Austin

November 26, 2014   TV's Jacob
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