I think we’ve been here before.
Not precisely here, not at this physical address perhaps, but we’ve definitely been in this suburb, certainly this zip code, and, I think, possibly this street. If this were a duplex and not a blog post, I’d say we’d stopped by the “B” unit before, or maybe hung out here before the owner subdivided her property.
Yes, I am paid by the word, why do you ask?
Never look into the eyes of a mouse, for to do so is madness, it is to stare into the void. If I was to make one little change to this critter–besides, you know, the usual, accidentally dropping it–it would be to paint tiny little blue and white stars in the vasty depths of his eyes, and then mark it up by $2 as surrealist art.
Somehow, the cute little blue bowtie doesn’t actually make him look friendlier, just hungrier.
Savers on South Lamar, Austin