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I bought it, dear reader

I don’t know what it is. It wants to serve something small and nibbley. I tried peanut M&Ms, but they just kind of rolled out, onto the counter, then the floor, then the german shepherd ate them. So that wasn’t it.

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If I was to guess–and I guessed M&Ms and got that wrong–it could be a glorious chariot for a single stuffed poblano pepper, sluicing in across a field deep with refried beans like a champion sled racer coming into a stop, cascades of pintos arching into the air and landing with a series of wet thwips. It is, true, the short-bus of toboggans. But poblanos have low standards and their needs are few.

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This thing weighs like two pounds, and it really can’t actually hold more than five olives (and no M&Ms.) It’s got this thick lump down the middle that makes it pretty much useless as any known dish. I actually got it because I thought it would be an amazing butter dish, but the stick kind of wobbles, you know, flops around a bit. Pinnacle of the glass-blower’s art, it is not. Project of the glass-blower’s teenage kid, possibly.

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Lash up those peppers! We’re going for a ride!

Salvation Army on South 1st near Ben White, Austin

July 23, 2014   TV's Jacob
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