We feel that these have a strong 60s craft vibe. They aren’t, as far as I know, but they couldn’t exist in a universe that couldn’t ironically reflect on 60s craft. Their natural habitat is in a “Card & Quill” shop, or maybe a teacher’s desk. You know, that teacher. The one who smelled of sad lavender.
Hi there! We’ve come from Goodwill. Have you thought about your heavenly reward lately? Or do you have any shellfish? Mind if we come in?
Re: this chummy fellow…name the species. I’m at a loss. If a walrus made sweet, sweet aquatic love to a beaver…uh…I’m sure David Attenborough would have something to say about it, even if just “let’s move on, shall we?”
So friendly. But I think his paws are on upside down. He’d leave little backward walrusbeaver tracks. Also, I think he stepped in something. Possibly Crispy Creme Donut Filling.
Duck with beret and necktie.
I don’t remember February, 2012 very well, but I probably hadn’t expected to see a duck in a beret. Tie? Yes, of course, ducks like their formal wear. Beret? No, that’s just too camp for ducks. Ducks are singularly humorless organisms. Yeah, the bills make them look perpetually bemused, but it’s just a lie, they’re all about as grim as a tax accountant at the end of the fiscal year.
Don’t believe their lies.
Goodwill on 2222 and Lamar, Austin