Have an absolutely psychotic holiday this year!
Not sure what happened. They drove a few nails into the snowman’s head and he flipped out. He was sawing the head off the light-up Rudolf in the front yard muttering “all work and no play makes Frosty a dull boy!” At least until the temperature hit 46 degrees. In the “Frosty the Snowman” cartoon when Frosty melted and re-froze he came back to life, which kind of happened, except as a thin glaze of water beside the a partially decapitated reindeer. So, take that, cartoon-transmitted mythology.
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I guess he’s a snow-ho?
I mean, sure, celebrate yourself. Sluts of the world, be proud of your contribution to society. But this may be a bit…overt.
You may be asking yourself, “What, exactly, is a Tickle-tickle-wiggle-wiggle? All the kids are begging for them, My wife’s Amazon Wish List has one listed right below the new ‘Hunger Games’ movie, and The Today Show says it’s the noveltoy of the year. Where can I get one? WHERE?!?”
Only at the Salvation Army, friend. This one has dressed up in its Victorian finest, just for you.
Tickle-tickle-wiggle-wiggles don’t need pants, because Tickle-tickle-wiggle-wiggles are not anatomically correct. That would just be pervy.
Frightening snowman and Tickle-Tickle-Wiggle from South Congress Salvation Army; Ho-man from Round Rock Goodwill.
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