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…not to scale.

In the Very Special Christmas episode of the Power Rangers, the city was nearly destroyed by a giant reindeer.

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Imagine the screams when that thing trit-trots over the bridge. The cries of “My god! It’s going to clean its antlers on the tower! Save yourselves, and the tiny gold-foil-covered children!”

As it turns out, the antlers should have been the least of their worries. When the thing’s head leaned back, its neck opening up like a hideous maw, and a fiery lazer-doom-ray blasted out and melted the trees…no, not ignited, melted, they were made of some sort of plastic or resin–THAT was a problem.

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With a mighty cry of “SCREEAAAGHH! and a terrible grinding of gears it rolled down the bridge, a mighty antlered and vaguely festive doom machine. It did have some trouble bouncing over the great pumice mountain. Its wheels kept getting stuck.

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Clearly, building everything out of one piece of molded, gold-colored plastic was part one of a series of bad ideas.

Savers on South Lamar, Austin

December 10, 2013   TV's Jacob
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One Response to “…not to scale.”

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    hotclaws / 12 Dec 2013 3:28am #

    The bridge is just floating there,attached to nothing.

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