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Not actually a WEARABLE shoe.

I’ve got this massive pile of shoe photos that I really want to share. This isn’t one of them. I pity anyone who tries to wear these, it looks more like they were made for, I dunno, a deer, a horse, maybe an unusually dressy little pig. Maybe a fetching little number from the “My Little Pony” fashion collection. Ignoring the fact that they’re made of clay (don’t judge the medium, just the concept…) you’d have to take all these awkward little tiny steps. Sort of a “these boots were made for mincing” thing.

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Magnificent. It’s like someone made footwear out of a stack of silver dollar pancakes, then slathered everything down in bathroom grouting compound.

Look! Tiny hearts! They ARE My Little Pony shoes :)

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If you cross the Granny Mafia, this is the shoe you  you’ll find yourself in. Oh, it’ll still drag you down to the bottom of the river, but with some nice little crafty touches. Concrete boots served with a scone on a doily, and a little smear of marscapone. 

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Somewhere, there’s another one of these in a thrift store, waiting for its life mate. There’s a Disney animated feature in this, I know there is.

Goodwill near the “Y” in Oak Hill, Austin

November 27, 2013   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized ceramics

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2 Responses to “Not actually a WEARABLE shoe.”

  1. Reply
    hotclaws / 28 Nov 2013 3:03am #

    Yeah,it needs to find it’s sole mate.

  2. Reply
    goodwill ex-employee / 29 Nov 2013 4:19pm #

    “Marscapone”….

    Beautiful.

    I salute you, sir!

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