Nature never fails to amaze. Take dolphins. Not only are they at least as intelligent as kinesiology majors, they can juggle fish, resolve chords, run over 65 miles an hour for short dashes, and have been ordained as ministers in the Unitarian Universalist church. Also, let’s talk size.
Could you go away, and maybe put on some Barry White? Me and the lady are busy here.
I wasn’t aware that dolphins got this big. And now I’m afraid. Are coastal towns safe? Boats look a little bit like fish, it’d be terrible if one of these dolphins made a mistake, thought a one- or two-person skiff was a mackerel or something, maybe juggled it. Or worse. I’m not going to say exactly what “worse” might be. I’m not a dolphin expert, and this really isn’t that kind of blog.
It was a good day for dolphins that week. I learned a lot about them. They come fun-sized. Did you know that? I do, now.
So when you go to the beach, check your shoes before you put them back on. Dolphins are endangered, and they could be anywhere. They also like to climb into hot dog buns, and sometimes creep into your ice chest, then you find them when you finally empty the thing months later. The smell is…unearthly.
Goodwill on Parmer near I35, on the same day oddly.