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Halloween inspiration

Short on ideas this Halloween? Visit your local Goodwill and check out their Halloween Superstore. Or just ram some forks into your head and lick a light socket. Your call, no favorites.

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This really is one of the more frightening things I’ve seen this year at Goodwill. Of course it’s meant to be grotesque, but they actually kind of succeeded. The protruding blue tongue is just the icing on the fork-headed, spoon-nosed nightmare cake.

No, the true terror is that this is apparently someone’s career.

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For all your medusa-headed, bespooned needs, ask for Robert, SOS.

Or you could do the “cat” look. But it’s not enough to go as a cat, frankly everyone is going as a cat. You have to go with a themed cat. How about “Black Cat/Woody Allen?” You could complain about all the bad luck you get by crossing your own path.

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I think this is a lady cat, but it’s got my father’s mustache, so, not really sure.

I’ve never seen a cat that was covered with candy corn. Usually, they nibble that stuff off. They’re flexible.

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Maybe, just maybe, we’re dealing with a clown-cat? The pompoms would suggest it. Maybe the clown…the lion tamer…a couple bottles of white lightning, and maybe the distant, romantic strains of the calliope? There’s magic in the air. Magic, and elephant poop.

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Meow to you too, you seductive thing.

Goodwill on Metric and 183, Austin

October 30, 2013   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized Halloween, Holiday Posts, kittens

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3 Responses to “Halloween inspiration”

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    hotclaws / 1 Nov 2013 6:53am #

    A spoon nose is a symptom of syphilis and leprosy.

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    goodwill ex-employee / 9 Nov 2013 1:21pm #

    The cat-thing’s mouth is very… um… very… er… okay, this is a family store, right? So, I can’t say anything about the vagina with the (very curly) hairs around it, can I? No? Okay, ignore this comment then.

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      TV's Jacob / 12 Nov 2013 9:13am #

      I like it when other people say the thing I was thinking!

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