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Second one this year, I swear.

This was $6.99.

I think my dog made something about half this size, but I didn’t put a $3.50 pricetag on it OR donate it to Goodwill, I threw mine away. In hindsight, it might have been the more ethical choice to donate it to Goodwill, but it would have been a whole extra trip, so…

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Crafts drive people to do some terrible things. Crafts is a very cruel taskmaster, and the crimes it has forced people to commit would make even Martha Stewart put down her glue gun and say “…no more.” But this just makes no damned sense. It’s not scary enough for Halloween, not colorful enough for spring, and if you put a big shiny star on the top and covered it in lights it’d really just be a sort of “christmas poo” disaster.

What we learned from today’s lesson: when you epoxy moss onto pots, you get mossy pots.

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“As I stacked the third pot on and tacked it firmly down with JB Weld, and set to applying decadent fistsfull of Spanish moss, I wondered, ‘Is this really what I took six years of classes for?'” And a voice answered me…

“Yes.”

Goodwill near 183 and Anderson Mill, Austin

 

May 15, 2013   TV's Jacob
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