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Everything you ever wanted to know about Glenn Woelfer’s horse.

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…but were afraid to ask.

Once in a while, you find something that’s so personal, so specific, that you can’t imagine how any sane thrift store manager expects to move it–a question that contains its own answer, really. Like a memento of someone’s funeral, with a name plate. Or a “Sweet Dreams, Mary Elizabeth Sue Spenser” plaque. Or…or Glenn Woelfer’s horse.

It’s not a very big horse. I hope Mr. Woelfer didn’t have to get out of Dodge in a hurry, because I’m thinking that would have been a slow, awkward trip, involving a lot of short hops and extended rests. I mean, where do you even put the saddle?

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What a sad little thing. It’s like a hobby horse from the Great Depression, when it was so bad they had to cook and eat the 3/4-inch dowel rod for soup. I’m imagining a tragic little waif, wearing shorts and dirt, pulling it a foot or two, looking dejected, wandering off. Someday, kid…smartphones.

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Someone call Death. Tell them we found his hood ornament.

Unfortunately defunct Saint Vincent De Pauls near 620 and I35, Round Rock

April 8, 2013   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized "handicrafts", aminals

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One Response to “Everything you ever wanted to know about Glenn Woelfer’s horse.”

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    hotclaws / 9 Apr 2013 5:15am #

    And behold,I saw a pale horse…well part of one.

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