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Rare funnelclown

This may be the last vestige of a dead species, a race of clowns whose “funny” wide-brimmed pants have evolved so that he can trap food in his pants, like a baleen whale with a mouth filled with seltzer water.

So majestic.

Anyway, it seems weirdly tragicomic that he’s used for an ashtray now. But he’s smiling, so he must be into it.

9-4-11SavrsSClown2

“Let me cradle your cigarettes in my hands, that not a speck of ash smirch the floor nor an errant cinder burns your finger. Let me ignite my sixth chakra with the incense and smouldering red-gold of your clove. Let me…let me hold your butts.”

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This is not a healthy obsession, not even for a clown. Maybe that’s why they need the seltzer squirt bottles and whipped cream pies down the pants, to deal with some of the second- and third-degree burns. Maybe they should start using pantsfull of aloe vera lotion. But that could get expensive.

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Not only is he grown through some mysterious natural process into a nearly perfect funnel, but he’s also somehow grown a single, massive tripod foot. He’s a genetically perfect ashtray.

Savers on South Lamar, Austin

November 5, 2012   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized clowns

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    hotclaws / 5 Nov 2012 7:11am #

    Duckface AND clowns ? Uggg.

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