Who’s that knocking on your window? Is it the sandman, come to bring you sweet dreams? No, probably not. Maybe a beau trying to get your attention for a midnight assignation? Well, we can’t rule it out, but doubtful. Perhaps you had a beau with a penchant for drama. IF so, we hope this brings back fond memories.
Hello! How you doing?
I’m almost wishing I’d saved this guy for the holidays, that’s a weirdly festive balaclava. The red and gold trim says “Yes, there is a chance that I’ve come to steal your possessions and/or cat, but let’s not forget that the true meaning of Christmas is the redistribution of wealth, and, in fact, isn’t there a yuletide tradition of a man in a funny hat breaking into your house anyway? I’m not seeing the difference here. I think you’re just prejudiced against balaclavas.” And that would be the end of the discussion. At least until you tried to get your cat back.
You can’t see this in the photograph, but the way his lips seemed to follow you around the store was eerily reminiscent of early 1980s Mick Jagger, before, you know, the 80’s happened to him. Buy this guy, and put him in your window facing outward. Guaranteed, no break-ins, though you might get some unwanted therapy bills in the mail.
Goodwill on 2222 and Lamar, Austin