Ah, the hellish 100+ ° temperature outside makes me want to get out the blender, a couple of scoops of ice cream, some milk, maybe a little chocolate syrup, and make myself a nice, cold glass of caloric bad karma. But, no, we’ll be having this instead.
…Now, doesn’t that just look tasty and refreshing? I think Julia Childs, possibly even Paula Dean, would strongly disapprove. And I don’t know about you, but three-hole punch brads go straight to my hips. Although it’s hard to say no, isn’t it?
We’ll be testing the food processor’s “liquify” setting tonight. Pass? Fail? Explode? You be the judge. If you like what you see, order one at Starbucks the next time you’re there. “I’ll have skinny venti brass-and-mocha frapp. And don’t skimp on the office supplies, last time I could hardly taste the brass.”
But think of the noise it would make. The sound would be absolutely decadent. And would probably repel evil spirits.
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