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Bleak bathing bear

“James…draw me a bath. It should be 128 degrees, with very precise bubbles. Oh, and it should be tragic. See if we have any of the Ophelia bath salts left. And if we don’t have a single white lily bring me the black roses again, but they’re so dreadfully Vampire: The Masquerade, I can’t take my tragic bath seriously. And bathing, James, really is about the Gravitas.”

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Take one bathtub-shaped soap dish. Add marbles, black roses, and possibly a koala. Attempt to sell. If does not sell, donate to Salvation Army.  Alternatively, keep as a reminder of your failures and serve with Djarum cigarettes and a side dish of irony.

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Okay, I admire the symmetry. Black tub, black headband, black roses. And there’s certainly a time for black roses, though I’m having a hard time thinking of one, but the bath is probably not it.

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Is this a bathtub? Or is it some sort of strange vessel, maybe a small boat or some sort of sub-orbital skiff. The image of a bear in a bath winging its way over the clouds as a sort of children’s album cover appeal, like Raffi’s sci-fi themed album. It’s a pity she had to be glued into the tub.

Salvation Army on 1325, Round Rock

May 28, 2012   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized Bears

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2 Responses to “Bleak bathing bear”

  1. Reply
    Tibo / 29 May 2012 10:44am #

    And the ribbon they chose for the headband ends up looking like a crown of thorns…

    I’m trying hard to believe that it wasn’t meant that way.

  2. Reply
    Thrifting Blog Digest-#31 | Late Night Coffee / 31 May 2012 7:48am #

    […] And just for giggles…Read here. […]

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