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He’s probably upset because he missed “pooh week.”

GWParm3-12-12Baby1

Because lord knows, babies hate to miss “pooh week.” They’re really all about pooh. He’s even wearing the team colors.

GWParm3-12-12Baby2

This assumes the team colors are jarring red, cheerful yellow, and “gently used spaghetti-os” brown, and that Pooh would have some of that action leaking down his chin. I’m willing to make this assumption, though, because the poor little guy’s obviously having a bad day. I’m not sure if I meant the baby or Pooh, though. The baby doesn’t seem to be having a bad day, he’s clearly crushed his enemies under his mighty, flannel-wrapped bottom, and that MUST make anyone’s day a little better. Perhaps that’s a scowl of rage, determination, and triumph. It only looks like gas.

GWParm3-12-12Baby3

All babies look a little like Winston Churchill. This one looks like Winston Churchill just ate a caterpillar, and then learned that he was severely allergic to lepidoptera in all their many and splendid forms, and had about three hours left to live. And badly needed a diaper change. Do I waste ten precious, precious minutes on clean nappies? Or do I give that impassioned and history-changing speech at Parliament? These are the times that try baby’s souls.

 Goodwill on Parmer and I35, Austin

April 13, 2012   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized Best Of, children, dolls, for the kids

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3 Responses to “He’s probably upset because he missed “pooh week.””

  1. Reply
    itza / 14 Apr 2012 1:30am #

    There’s a guy on the intarwebs who makes disturbing baby masks, but even he hasn’t got anything that compares to… this.

  2. Reply
    Jill Wiggins / 14 Apr 2012 4:52pm #

    All he needs is a cigar. Or a honey pot, depending on which way you want to skew this.

  3. Reply
    pollyanna / 8 May 2012 8:32am #

    But $3.99? They must know something we don’t!

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