This seems like as good a day as any to dump a couple of not-ready-for-prime-times. These were all good for a snigger, probably not much else. So, snigger with me, and thanks for your time.
…Finally, a palmtop computer for someone searching for Mr. Right. Or Mrs. Right. Or whichever, let’s not be picky.
For the person in your life who has everything…particularly eggplants.
I’m not sure there’s ever actually a need for fussy little wooden boxes. Unless there’s some weird thing about thrift store shelves that causes them to drift into the air and interfere with airplane flight routes unless they’re weighted down with pointless containers. But I can’t think of anything more useless than a box labelled for one, undersized, eggplant. Seriously.
On the other hand, if you’ve got aubergines all over the place, rolling around and getting underfoot, maybe this is just what you need. In which case, enjoy.
Don’t drink and drive. But if you HAVE to drink and drive, do it efficiently, and with style.
Maybe that should be “Don’t drink and use a hot glue gun.” People could get hurt.
Small, precise box for aubergines from the defunct “Bread of Life” thrift store near 620 and I35; Bi-Quest Laptop from the now-defunct Goodwill on Stassney and Manchacha, and To-Go Glass from goodwill on 183 and Metric. And if that one was to become defunct, I’d probably have to find a new hobby.