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I’d frankly lose my head completely if it wasn’t attached.

6-18-11GWMetrGirl1

Frankly, I think she’s got more important things to worry about than where she left her purse. Like that lamé dress. Seriously, that stuff went out in the late 80s.

I’m not sure how you’d actually wear that. It’s thicker than a layer of cake frosting. It probably creaks. It may actually be the only thing holding her up.
7-19-11GW2222Dash

Just…very very slowly, okay? It’s been a hard day.

 

10-26-10SaversNClown1

Ah, irony. It’s not so much “laughing outside, crying inside.” In fact, it might have actually been “crying outside, laughing inside.” But instead, it looks like he’s upset because the French revolution started going after mimes. Or like the absolutely creepiest ghost at Hogwarts. I’m glad the phantasmal gray gnome of Gryffindor isn’t judging him. He’s like, “oh, don’t worry about it. Just because you’re dead, and a clown, doesn’t mean your life’s over. It’s just beginning. Oh, wait, a CLOWN? That’s pretty sad…maybe you should go hang out with Moaning Myrtle downstairs. Crikey, a clown…”

Headless girl in gold, Goodwill on Metric and 83. “Dash” from goodwill on 2222. Unhappiest mime from Savers on Burnet and North Loop.

September 26, 2011   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized broked, ceramics, clowns

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One Response to “I’d frankly lose my head completely if it wasn’t attached.”

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    hotclaws / 26 Sep 2011 8:02am #

    A pity they can’t all get together for a tete a tete

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