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Sultry one-legged veggies

What? You’ve never seen a one-legged, wide-eyed banana in a “come-hither” pose? Well then. It’s time to get educated.

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I always worry when my produce starts making eyes at me. Of all the anthropomorphic veggies I’ve seen, this one is the most tragic. She’s been…peeled. And I really can’t tell if she’s coyly draping one leg over the side of the side of the shelf, or if she’s missing a limb.

On that note, why would a banana be missing a leg? Or whatever that appendage is? Bananas are usually the lest-enlegged vegetable out there. Besides every other vegetable, except for certain deformed carrots. So, rather than worrying about its career in professional football, we should celebrate the partially-legged status of this particular fruit. Even though looks more like the jointed leg of a banana spider, not a healthy limb at all.

I don’t know, maybe it’s a really nice banana leg. Banana-gam?  Usually they’re covered with spots.

And joining the banana, we have a piece of corn, wishing it had brought just a little more twine with it this morning.

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Poor thing, like the last piece of corn at the dance.

Banana amputee from Savers on South Lamar. Crippled corn from the Thrift Town on Stassney and Manchaca, Austin.

August 26, 2011   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized broked, furries

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