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Who’s your duck? WHO’S YOUR DUCK?!

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Can you smell what the Duck is cooking?!?

Okay, maybe not, but don’t let the satin dress and pink headband fool you–she’s the uncontested queen of Collectibles. Each one of those pearls she ripped from the neck of her enemies, that sash is a RIBBON OF HONOR and GLORY for her many victories.

Oh, I used the wrong picture.

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There we go. Now you can see the bodies of the fallen in broken disarray around her. This is a powerful duck.

It’s also apparently a collectible duck? Is she part of a set? Maybe each one comes in a different color, and they fight the forces of the Clown Lord with a series of dramatic poses, and at the end of each episode his buffoonish minions grow to about 100 times their normal size and trample through Women’s Garments and the Electronics Section, scattering clothes and shattering house goods (that may be redundant–this is a thrift store, and the plates were pretty chipped to begin with, and the electronics really were a little dodgy anyway).

She and her five sisters together form a Super Mecha Battle Duck Bot, as strong as FIFTY stuffed ducks in dresses.

So, basically, the clowns probably don’t have that much to be afraid of.

Savers on Burnet near 2222, Austin

July 26, 2010   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized aminals, juxtapositions

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