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This week’s blob

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this is at least somewhat representational.

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Maybe it’s all a bit man-in-the-moon, but from at least one angle this really wants to be human. And thankfully fails. Or else the entire thing turns into a horrible version of Pinocchio (or worse, Pygmalion), where after the Blue Fairy gives him life, the poor thing limps and spasms around through 60 pages of terror-filled expressions and false pity. “Some day I’ll be a real boy! As soon as the Blue Fairy gives me properly attached arms, and a face. I’d really like a face. And maybe legs where they’d be useful. Oh, and maybe junk, but I’m guessing the ladies aren’t being a path to my door like this Thursday, so, whatever.”

You be the judge:

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Beatrice the Human Sea Cucumber on a lunch break after her fourth show of the day?

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Tantric Levitation for Dummies?

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Capybara desperately climbing a tree to avoid being eaten by a boa constrictor?

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The ultimate evolution of mankind, a creature formed of glistening black basalt, noble and distant and slightly microcephalic?

Maybe we’ll never know.

Savers on South Lamar near 290

July 9, 2010   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized amorphous blobs, ceramics, pareidolia

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