Since the original ThriftHorror Livejournal Communitybegan with a tender, intimate moment between a sinister bear with a plastic head and a pliable kewpie (no, really), it would be a tragedy if this incarnation of ThriftHorror began with anything, shall we say, less than tasteful.
So in celebration of the conception of this new project, giant stuffed sperm.
Okay, maybe it’s a speech bubble, or an anthropomorphized cloud with friendly, imploring eyes, but really, I’m seeing giant plush spermatazoa here. It’s like Lambchop meets Eraserhead. If I brought it home, I could try to force it into the eight foot beanbag chair to witness the birth of a new god. A new fuzzy god.
Of course, like all good novelty oversized plush gametes, this one is reversible.
Thank god for options!
So, there you are. Fluffy stuffed reproductive cells with big, open, friendly eyes. Take one home, scare the dog, embarrass grandma. Welcome to ThriftHorror.
From Goodwill, Parmer west of I35, north austin.