Which is a little misleading. Because, at the end of the day, don’t we all live in pineapples? Metaphorically, of course, because pineapples are actually pretty small. But what is a pineapple, ultimately, if not a prickly, tart metaphor for our own uniqueness, the face we present the world. The exterior self–that is the real […]
It’s filler Friday again, and that means…NASCoco! And a particularly ugly painting that really should have gone out with the one-stream recycling, which now takes Mixed Media. But for now, the fastest cocoa evar. What we have here is one of the weirder juxtapositions I’ve seen–homey winter comfort beverage, apparently dunkable cookies, and high-speed crash-prone […]
“Slowly melting into a puddle of organic ooze as a lurid green slime creeps down from the ceiling and dissolves our cellular cohesion is what Tiggers do best!” It’s nice that Tigger keeps a positive attitude. Even if he’s got all the charm and luster of a carrot painted with Hershey’s chocolate syrup, he keeps […]
One thing they learned after Christopher Robin’s tragic disappearance–never let a child play with a bear. Particularly one that just ran out of honey. When Pooh came for Roo, no-one said anything. When Pooh came for piglet, no-one said anything. When Pooh came for me, there was no-one left to say anything. Okay, not a […]
Turn your head. Turn your head lest his glory blind you, and melt your face like nazis staring into the Ark of the Covenant. No-one can look upon the full majesty of Pooh without coming away from it changed, transformed, or even…destroyed. Perhaps it’s for the best that he’s in a boat, otherwise his mere […]
I just took a little vacation, and came back to find a huge pile of pooh. It really builds up if you don’t clean it up. Oh…bother. I guess this skirts around being a copyright case by secretly being a mouse in a tan body suit. Or perhaps an automaton made of tasty tasty bread. […]
First a refreshing breath of copyright infringement. Obviously, it doesn’t count as flagrant trademark violation if you mold the entire thing out of chewing gum, right? Right. This blobby little pustule of a bear seems to have been carved out of a solid, massive mountain of raw “Wrigley’s Chew” ore, and left to stand in […]
I don’t know what’s sadder–the tragedy that befell America’s favorite mouse, or the fact that I COULD have lined up a shot of Mickey with a poodle head and utterly failed to. I think the latter. 14, huh? Is that the number of ladies that have fallen for Pluto’s sweet lines, the number of angry, […]
In honor of the new “Smurfs” movie, and what a great honor it is, we proudly present…whatever the hell these things are. Which are probably smurfs. Or at least “inspired by” smurfs, in the sort of loose, Hollywood sense of “inspired by” which gave us “The Cat and the Hat: The Movie: The Video Game.” […]
I’ve watched the Wizard of Ozsubstantially more than once. I read the book a few times, and the Cowardly Lion has never struck me as particularly “gangster.” Even if you catch The Wiz, where the action starts in Harlem, the Emerald City is superimposed over the Big Apple, the lion appears outside a library, breaking […]