Maybe I should have saved this until Halloween? It’s so hard to tell. This is either a bud vase or a petrified, ancient mushroom, or just possibly unicorn poop. You can recognize unicorn poop because of the pale ghostly color, and of course the horn, although unicorn poop rarely if ever has whole peppercorns in […]
Behold. Behold the myconid horror that is craft. The last time I saw something like that, I was a fourth-level barbarian and it wiped out the entire party. We were giggling the entire time, it was like Hunter S. Thompson’s “The Hobbit,” but we never forgot that game. Particularly the way the bard’s head, like, […]
Strange pagan celebration, or ash tray? You be the judge. I’m holding onto “a joyful celebration of the feminine, eternal and in endless motion,” but I’m not sure. It COULD be four sisters celebrating in a joyful explosion of estrogen and Sarah McLachlan MP3s. On the other hand, you could rest a stogie quite well […]
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this is at least somewhat representational. Maybe it’s all a bit man-in-the-moon, but from at least one angle this really wants to be human. And thankfully fails. Or else the entire thing turns into a horrible version of Pinocchio (or worse, Pygmalion), where […]