Shave that sofa.
Shave that sofa.

Don’t sit on that. You don’t know where it’s been. It’s passingly rare to see a buffalo shot on a piece of furniture, even in Savers. I’m glad I caught this rare occurrence on film. Remember, before donating your gently used furniture to charity, shave your sofas.. Frankly, it’s embarrassing, even a little non-hygienic. Does […]

Red hot mama
Red hot mama

She knows she’s beautiful. She’s sassy, sexy, and not afraid to wear a plastic garbage bag for a hat, because she can make it work. Just possibly, she’ll strut around wearing nothing but a slightly burnt whole wheat pizza crust on her head. Because she’s got the kind of self confidence you could back a […]

Continuing the theme
Continuing the theme

Somehow, this week has gotten away from me.  I think it was the bears that did it. Okay, let’s just take this and run with it, as far as it will go. Will it go all the way to nipplepots? I think it might. This is, as it were, the tip of the iceberg. I […]

Salacious Thrifting
Salacious Thrifting

So, normally I have to *work* to find naughty, NC-17 stuff at the thrift store. Stuffed animals and dolls thrown into compromising configurations. Like this happy couple here. Actually, with the fellow passed out on the left, this might have been a pretty good party. With Santa Claus knocked out over there, and the Amish […]

The Friendly Beasts
The Friendly Beasts

That one line, “Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,” has started quite a little industry. The Christmas market is endlessly reduplicative–there’s only a finite number of symbols that really say “Christmas,” so you have to really milk every new noun you have. So, merry christmouse. This isn’t the best photo, but Autosharpen […]

My eyes…they burn…
My eyes…they burn…

Okay, there’s nothing terribly upsetting about this guy, right? The eyebrows are a little bit creepy, and he looks altogether too eager to make your acquaintance–and he’s nearly a foot long, at that stage you really should think of making the transition from “plastic miniature” to “stuffed animal,” but maybe he was made for a […]