Tremble, ye mortals, with fear and dander, for Great Cathulhu has come among us! I’m pretty sure this has some sort of function, I’ll be damned if I know what it is though. Maybe a broom cover that does not detract from the functionality of the broom (plus has the added feature of the pleasure […]
My dog has produced the most extraordinary quantity of poop in the last 24 hours, and my nerves are a little bit shot now after dealing with it. As it happens, “several small pieces of crap” kind of summarizes my Flickr gallery right now though, so happy Friday. You may already be a winner. That […]
I don’t know what horrible disease this poor cat got. A really bad case of 50s diner aesthetic, perhaps. Or maybe a good old-fashion drowning, complete with ruffled billowing drapery for that “Ophelia” look. Only with more bubbles, and a ghastly oxygen-deprived pallor instead of Ophie’s creamy off-white. Protip: Nobody’s modesty is preserved by a pair […]
The 60s did something to people. If you survived them, apparently you started thinking big-eyed creatures–children, mostly, but dogs, some politicians, they even glued eyes to rocks because they weren’t big-eyed enough (or was that the 70’s? My bad.) Every time I think something is so absurd that is utterly doomed to die an unloved spinster, […]
Short on ideas this Halloween? Visit your local Goodwill and check out their Halloween Superstore. Or just ram some forks into your head and lick a light socket. Your call, no favorites. This really is one of the more frightening things I’ve seen this year at Goodwill. Of course it’s meant to be grotesque, but […]
Wow, almost three days of spotty or no blog access! On the one hand, I don’t pay much–well, anything–for my web hosting. On the other hand, one totally gets what one pays for. Anyway… Much like the majestic sphinx, this poor fellow’s nose was removed by a French cannonball. That’s where the resemblance ends, because […]
Ironically, I think this cheetah’s wheels aren’t going to help it go any faster. Now, it’s probably not fair to pick on a kid’s wooden toy for being scientifically inaccurate, but we have to draw the line somewhere. Our children’s academic standing is at stake here. Plus, it’s a particularly silly-looking toy. Like some wacky […]
If I were on a diet, I would want to own this plate. I’d serve dessert on it. Big, heaping pile of cookies, or like eight cupcakes. Or maybe fill it with “fritos.” And I’d never, ever eat them, because I’d know what was underneath, and that would even put me off “fritos.” I’m glad […]
I don’t know what you heard, but the most dangerous game is actually sea unicorns. Firstly, they can only be caught by scuba-diving virgins, which is a bit of a subset of a subset. And when you get right up to them, you really realize that a mask won’t do a lot of good against […]
Artistic statement, or skin condition? It’s so hard to tell in thrift store art. As difficult as it is to imagine, the Pink Panther had an even less masculine brother. You can see the family resemblance, though. The eyes, the eyes that have seen strange, terrible things, and came back changed. And monochromatic. Why he thought […]