Unfortunate angel
Unfortunate angel

There comes a point in every angel’s life when it will, sadly, be drowned in a crystal globe filled with its own pee. It’s sad but true. Yes, one does tend to think of angels as celestial messengers, ancient and glorious immortal beings who equally divide their time between endlessly singing “hallelujah” around the throne […]

Strange angels
Strange angels

I know this is a candleholder, and that it isn’t responsible for what it is, how it was made. I still can’t forgive it. Any candle you tried to put in this thing would gutter out and die out of sheer embarrassment. Anyway, it looks more like the world’s cutest restroom stall, anyway. A magical […]

It’s a tragically dim Christmas
It’s a tragically dim Christmas

Whoever decided that the anthropomorphizing of small flower pots was a really great craft idea has my vote for visionary artist of the year. I have to say, I can’t see it. But every year when Christmastime goes around, there they are, saying “see? SEE? Flower pots can have a soul too! Flower pots can […]

Bukakke Angel and other failures
Bukakke Angel and other failures

I have to respect her composure. Not everyone would be this mellow after having been thoroughly doused with four or five quarts of…well, let’s just think the best of the Heavenly Choir and assume it was whipping cream. The amazing part is how clean she managed to keep her head and hair. She must have […]

Don’t feed the angel
Don’t feed the angel

Our long-time readers may remember this angel from the distant past. She’s only gotten worse with age. Worse, and weirdly savage, in a way that angels generally aren’t. Usually the Heavenly Host is arrayed in flowing white, or radiant colors, or some such. They don’t usually have that “just got back from eating two dozen […]

A well-nailed angel
A well-nailed angel

Someone out there doesn’t like angels. Okay, it’s me. But someone ELSE has been, I don’t know, trying to spike rivets into them. Which seems a little bit extreme, they’re basically well-intentioned things and probably don’t deserve metal spikes driven into them. I’m going out on a limb and saying that the artist was probably […]

Probably a metaphor or something
Probably a metaphor or something

I don’t know what we can take away from this except that the heavens smile upon your misfortune. I followed the saga of Dash for several weeks. Originally, as I recall, he had both arms. But he never had a head. I don’t know if this was intentional, maybe Dash was made without a head […]

Hateful Santa Emptying his Sack of Christmas, and his other creepy friends
Hateful Santa Emptying his Sack of Christmas, and his other creepy friends

“Kid, I have been doing this for, like, 1900 years. Frankly, I don’t care if you’ve been naughty, or nice, or if Livejournal shut down your page because of their new obscenity laws. I’m dumping this crap here, and you’re going to get it. Whatever the hell it is, you better hope it’s one size […]

Happy New Year! Time for more Christmas!
Happy New Year! Time for more Christmas!

New Year’s Day, and we’ve finally gotten the dogs to come out from underneath the sofa. Hope everybody had their requisite amounts of pyrotechnics, champagne, and black-eyed peas last night! Or at least one out of three.  This little guy’s clearly had his fill of consumer-grade explosives for the year. This WAS in the Christmas […]

Plum Pudding Man and Other Treats
Plum Pudding Man and Other Treats

Pity the man made entirely of fruitcake. Is it the bigger tragedy that he might be eaten, or that no-one will eat him? I wonder if there’s a series of these, little dudes dressed up like all the major Christmas treats. Like Ciderman (a bit like the Kool-Aid Man, though instead of bursting through your […]