Sad santas
Sad santas

It’s the day after Christmas, and Santa always gets a bad case of the post-gift-frenzy blues. For one thing he’s in the north pole and it’s going to be night for like three more months. For another, no-one’s going to remember he even exists until November, which has got to be quite a downer. And […]

Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!

…And Our Lady of the Late Model Ford wishes you a blessed holiday, too. May your fenders never rust. As a thrift reporter, I make a special point never to tamper with the beautiful things I find shoved to the back of the Brick-a-Brack shelves. Luckily, some people do these things for me, and then […]

Three kings enter, one king leaves
Three kings enter, one king leaves

Three wise men came from the west, to bring gifts to the new-born king. Of course, they were 12 days late, but that was because the gold got massively held up in airport security, and it took most of an afternoon for them to put all their sparkly metal bits into the little plastic bins, […]