Technically they’re not cherubim. Cherubim are awesome angelic beast-things Putti are horrible pink lumps with wings. And the stuff they get up to around Valentine’s Day, it’s…just weird. like reenacting “The Drowning of Ophelia” with a horrible pedophilia/seafood vibe.
What’s this? Some sort of beautiful woman/girl/boy/larva? Either way, s/he/it’s torpid and I’m armed. I could totally exchange cards with this hot mess.
Erf. Okay, I was doing good on this post until I saw those horrible fleshy buttocks. I’d forgotten about them. I’d kind of forgotten why I took these pictures in the first place. How much this image looked like a tiny child had found his own dead clone inside a clam. How the tiny shreds of modesty ribbon just made this soo…much…worse.
How much the entire thing looked like the most inappropriate Homestuck cosplay ever.
I wanted to make sex jokes, but I just can’t. I only hope this made everybody as uncomfortable as it made me. Thank you for playing.
Savers on South Lamar, Austin