Tremble, ye mortals, with fear and dander, for Great Cathulhu has come among us!
I’m pretty sure this has some sort of function, I’ll be damned if I know what it is though. Maybe a broom cover that does not detract from the functionality of the broom (plus has the added feature of the pleasure of sweeping the floor with a cat’s face.) It’s not a hot pad. I’ve learned, oh, I’ve learned, about hot pads made with big holes in the mesh.
But really, it’s just a very frightening cat.
There’s a lot going on here. We have a grotesque skin condition. we have a remarkable helix-shaped tail which distends to over 25 feet (much like a mouse’s small intestine, if you unwind it a Goodwill employee asks you to leave the store. True fact.
Tentacles. Whiskers. We do not always know the difference.
Supporting the idea that this thing was created for some intent, some purpose, it has magnets on it. Magnets imply a great design plan. Stick it to your refrigerator, put spoons in it. Three years later, throw it out because you never washed off the tomato soup that one time and now it’s attracting bugs with a high weirdness tolerance. Put it on your fridge and now lose all appetite when you search for leftovers. Don’t you wish you had one?
Texas Thrift on Manchaca and Stassney, Austin