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It might be a centipig?

Is that the word? Because a heptopod really isn’t a thing as far as I know, and a sextopod sounds like something from the late 60s/early 70s that you’d have to hose out once a week or so. I bet these sound horrible on a tile floor. “clickclackclickclackclickclackSQUEEEEEEEE”.

Pigs sound pretty horrible anyway, now combine them with the melodious sound of free-form tap.

There is the smallest chance those aren’t eight tiny pink toes, but are instead horrible pig nipples. In which case, change the tap-tap-tap to a much weirder sound, because it doesn’t have legs but it has to move somehow.

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Say what you will about it. Say it looks like it’s half chihuahua and therefore abomination. Say you could use its nose for a soap dish. Say its eyes look like something out of Hershey’s backstock catalog and might be edible.

But it really is sincere, isn’t it?

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If I had bought this, it would totally be holding two pencils right now.

Texas Thrift on Stassney and Manchacha, Austin

January 14, 2015   TV's Jacob
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