Oh, it’s Friday. Lower your standards with me.
The last days were foretold in prophecy ages ago–how a great black sea would rise up over the land, how the sun would draw close, a sphere of terrible size, and how the skies would run red with blood and winds of sparks and flame would blow across the surface of the land. However, as it was prophesied on a plate that The Olive Garden threw away when they switched to that all-white dish set, so you may not have seen it.
This seems to be evocative of a fisheye lens, one of those rounded weird photo effects, but I don’t know exactly what strange demonic land it’s taking a picture of. It’s one part “children’s picture of field,” one part “Pepsi logo,” one part full place serving, but I think its “dish” aspect is kind of more compelling.
Texas Thrift on Manchaca and Stassney, Austin