It’s time for our semi-quarterly visit from the Shelfpig!
This pig is all things to all people. If you want danger, he’s a tiger. Look at them stripes. The mask, the dark paint around the eyes and…uh…snout. This pig is a pig of action, if you want him to be. And yet, he’s a pig with a sensitive side. A pig that’s not afraid to wear a daisy. Tiger stripes and a cutie mark.
Maybe I’m overreading. Maybe he just had a candy bar at 3:00 in the afternoon and pretty much everything got covered with melted Butterfinger. But deep down, I want this pig to be special. Because…he’s superpig.
He’s also soccerpig, but I think superpig beats soccerpig on ties.
The pig is a tabula rasa, a perfect blank that begs to be filled with your fantasies. Flowers. Supermans. Supersman. Supermen. Possibly more flowers. Let the pig be your personal void, and fill it with yourself.
You. The pig. They may be the same, in the end.
Goodwill near Anderson Mill and 183, Austin