Some people just don’t get the joke.
If you don’t get the jokes, maybe you should consider attending Madame Preninger’s School for the Unfortunately Literal. There you will learn the fine art of subtext, and the gracious habits of just letting it go. Never again will you insist on editing novelty tee shirts for factual accuracy, nor on calling attention to your strengths and shortcomings that others may know that you have them.
Madam Preninger’s School for the Unfortunately Literal. Because you would benefit from it greatly, but we find ourselves unable to express exactly to what degree this is so.