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Klaatu…barada…nikto…

Once in a while, the skies part, a shaft of light descends from the heavens, distantly you hear trumpets, and there’s a handmade bowl covered with creepy aliens at the Salvation Army. That’s only happened a few times, but finally, this time, I had a camera.

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Someone put a lot of work into this. A lot of love, a lot of attention to detail, and a lot of tiny little big-headed aliens with terrible hollow eyes. What do you put in a bowl like this? Not fruit, certainly. Maybe some sort of greenish custard?

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They look so happy. Probably because they just decapitated and consumed the head of one of their colleagues.

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Yay! We ate Bob’s head!

I’m wondering exactly how representational this is. Are they actually pressing themselves out of this weird brown surface like a facehugger crawling out of John Hurt? They’re very happy about it. I hope after the horrible wet sucking sound and distended heads and all they break out into song. I’m thinking “Bye Bye Blackbird.”

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This is just a me thing, but I use Flickr to store my images, and when you pull up an image in Flickr there’s a half-second of the “load” icon spinning around, it looks like a tiny red-and-blue police siren. When I loaded the picture below it was RIGHT IN HIS MOUTH. I had to leave for a few minutes. Erk. Too weird for 9:30.

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Salvation Army on 1325 in Round Rock

November 12, 2013   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized Best Of, ceramics, huh?

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3 Responses to “Klaatu…barada…nikto…”

  1. Reply
    Sarah Jumel / 12 Nov 2013 4:49pm #

    Well someone TRIED to destroy it at least.

  2. Reply
    hotclaws / 13 Nov 2013 3:54am #

    ULLA

  3. Reply
    Rita / 13 Nov 2013 10:52am #

    omg! I almost choked on my tea.
    Wonderful commentary for this bowl. lol

    I would have bought it and put it on the back patio table. It would be a great conversation piece. :)

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