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Do those legs go…never mind.

I have no idea what this originally was. A big happy face? A baby duck? A symbol of industry? A small and humorous caricature of Brigham Young who carried with him a beehive as a symbol of the industry, community and selflessness of the Mormon Faith? The sun? A perfectly accurate image of God himself that had to be destroyed after three shoppers went blind and one person’s face melted because they gazed too long (and were a nazi?)

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My bet’s on the happy face, because if it was the unutterable face of God this would have been in the auction cabinet.

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The entire image is so damned chirpy that it really had to be smashed to the floor by an errant six-year-old. Otherwise, it would have been too good–too perfect–to be in a thrift shop. Such happiness as this, we discount shoppers, we rag-pickers and fripperers, simply do not deserve. Instead of a visage of peace and joy, we get black boots, terrified bees, and something that is still $5 too expensive.

Salvation Army on 183 and Metric, Austin

October 11, 2013   TV's Jacob
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