I know I’ve seen this guy before. I think the was the back-cover gnome on the October issue of Â “12 Inches of Shamrock” magazine, after he did that video, “Kiss Me I’m Irish and Legal.” I don’t recall his clover with such a big…smile, but, you know, it’s probably healthier if the plant enjoys itself, too.
The red bowtie is from theÂ advanced shamrock manual. It’s really better if you start with basics before moving up to the hardcore stuff.
Not everybody, of course, gets to join the shamrock club. It’s sad, but no clover, no cover. Or something like that. But keep up with that winning smile, maybe the bouncer will have a moment of soft-hearted pity and let you sneak in. He’s got a soft spot for a pretty face and a floral-print apron. Come on in.
No, not you. Go home.
This makes me worry about some criminal ring that’s going around ripping off people’s shamrocks and selling them on the black market. One of the kids in my old neighborhood was in the hospital after someone shot him for his clover, and that was just one of the three-leafers. It’s hardly safe to go outside the day before St. Patty’s anymore.
Goodwill on Parmer near I35, Austin