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Marilyn Manson and dog

 

Portrait of a boy and his dog.

This is not a healthy boy, and not a healthy dog. If the owner was the centerfold in Skinny White Boy Magazine, he’d get lost in the saddle-stitch binding. And the less said about the dog, the better, they both look a little bit dead.

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I think he’s trying to hold up the stairs. They do seem to be coming off the wall, a bit, but that little twig-arm isn’t going to stop them. And when they land on you you’re going to be even skinnier and, possibly, more frightening. If that’s possible.

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“My eyes…my eyes are lakes of sadness. Well, one lake, one small pond. You can swim in my right eye of sadness, and then rinse the sadness off with a refreshing dip in my left eye of remorse. And dry yourself off in my bangs, which have no particular allegorical significance.”
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Bored dog is bored. And fungal dog is fungal. What’s the perfect companion for a tragically pale, impossibly thin emo kid? A goth basset hound. Ideally one that’s coping with some incurable condition of the paws, so that his every moment becomes even tragic-er. I don’t think dogs can cry, but if they could, this one’s mascara would be running like Tammy Faye Baker eating a jar of pickled habaneros.

HOWEVER, I will totally applaud the artist for one thing: I would never have thought to paint the most emo kid with the most emo dog, and then put them against a cheerful red and yellow background. That part was inspired.

Goodwill on 2222 and Lamar, Austin

February 8, 2013   TV's Jacob
Uncategorized aminals, bad art, puppies

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One Response to “Marilyn Manson and dog”

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    hotclaws / 8 Feb 2013 11:46am #

    Every read A Boy and his Dog by Harlen Ellison? Yeah,the painter has too.

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